The Robot
Overlord Fez High Profile Fez - 6 color
on Blue
Come join us as
we at Fez-o-rama would like to be one of the first to
welcome our new Robot Overlords! "Klaatu Barada
..."
*drat*
I always forget that third word...
Is something in
life always getting in the way of your world
takeover plans. Well, all this will change when the
robots take over, and you don't want to start out on
their bad side now. Do ya? Show your support for the
new - and entirely efficient - regime by wearing this
dashing fez.
These on are high
profile fezzes in blue pebbled velvet... Ideal
for going out on that after work bender, or when you're
taking your new vitamin "Robot B-9!"
The Clockwork Fez High Profile Fez - 6 colors on Mahogany
Another one of our Fez of the Week experiments returns as a Limited Edition Fez! I was lucky enough to find a few yards of this beautiful mahogany velvet and immediately knew what I needed to do with it. We've made 22 of these and we have enough fabric for maybe a dozen more so act quickly, I don't know how long they will be around.
The gears are my take on the proverbial "thinking cap." Sure, I got the old light bulb suggestion numerous time but after dwelling on how I would do a glowing light bulb in thread I realized that a light bulb is really about epiphanies. Thinking is more about grinding the gears. So before you sit down and put the old melon to work, cap it with one of these babies... and if anyone bothers you just point to your fez and growl, "Can't you see I'm thinking?!?"
Ok, so it turns out that more than one person got the humor of a wingnut fez. It still makes me smile. If you are looking for some subtle inside joke or deeper meaning here then you are in the wrong place this time. It is a wingnut... on a fez.
These on are low profile fezzes in red wavy vlevet... perfect for working around the house or hitting bocce court!
More coming soon - stay tuned !
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The Zombie Monkey Fez High Profile Fez - 6 colors on Black
We continue our disturbing obsession with primates and the undead with the Zombie Monkey Fez! This combines the irreverent fun of flinging poo with the intellectually engaging activity of eating one's brain.
You can't keep a good
zombie down, and here's proof!
The Voodoo Zombie Mask Fez High Profile Fez - 6 colors on Black
This dapper fez features the mysterious image of a zombified tiki mask on a black velvet fez. The perfect hat to pair with a white dinner jacket and a pineapple filled with booze.
The Moko Monkey Fez Low Profile Fez - 6 colors on Red
Our latest in our on-going
series of Monkey fezzes -don't ask- features
a monkey sporting a few facial tattoos and with a maori
fish hook on it. All of this is embroidered onto wavy red
velvet and made into our low profile fez style.
A limited batch of these have been made so act quickly to get yours before they are gone.
The Sun God Tiki Fez High Profile Fez
- Earth tones on Black
Our classic Tiki design originally premiered at Tiki Oasis 6 returns in a slightly more sun-kissed colorway. This fez features George, a hansom tiki lightly baked by the rays of the sun. George is named after that sun worshiping movie idol of the late 20th century George Hamilton. A man that I suspect has enjoyed his fair share of Mai Tais.
The Baboon Fez High Profile Fez - 6 colors on Black
Another Fez of the Week design that has been waiting for its chance to shine. The fourth in our Primate series, this one features the toothy grin of a baboon and a bit of a surpise on the back. That's right it's the first reversible Fez-o-rama Fez! Mouse over the image to discover what one might expect to find on the back-end of a baboon fez.
The Monkey Skull Fez Low Profile Fez - 4 color on Black
It started as a Fez
of the Week, made a surprize debut at Tiki Oasis 7, and
sold out quickly. It is back for yet another round.
There are only a few
of each size in this batch of Monkey Skulls so we expect
them to go quick. Grab yours now!
$55.00
The Devil Fez High Profile Fez - Red & White on Black
Created at the request of The Devil-ettes for thier MC Juan Rapido, this wavy velvet fez features our new Ol' Scratch.
Now when you say "The devil made me do it" people will understand what you are talking about.
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Out!!
The Gorilla Fez High Profile Fez - 6 color on Black
The Second in what will likely be an obsessive series of Primate Fezzes, we have the Gorilla Fez. Our gorilla first debuted on the Fez of the Week blog and is now available to the masses.
This fez features a
cigar chomping simian wearing his own little Fraternal
Order of the Banana fez. He is the perfect fez for bouncers,
hired goons and power mad CEO's. So act quickly and get
one for the knuckle-dragger in your life!
Round six is in - some
now - more later!
$55.00
The
Orchid Fez Low
Profile Fez - 3 colors on Black Canvas with Pink Polka Dots
Finally
just one for the ladies... or maybe one for the orchid loving guys too.
We're not here to judge. If any of you guys have had trouble explaining
your interest in fezzes to your ladies, here is your chance to spread
the love.
This
is a very limited run of fezzes. I had this fabric in my stash for some
time and I doubt I will likely find any more.