Why buy a Fez-o-rama fez?
Why not! I mean, what are you waiting
for - these fezzes are hotter than a gross of N95 Masks!
Each Fez-o-rama fez
goes through 26 quality checks before it gets shipped - 26 - ye
gads! How many quality checks does your morning nonfat-venti-latte-with-two-splenda
go through? huh?
We use velvet for our fezzes - NOT
FELT - which makes our fezzes better. Period. Deal with it, and
no - we won't use felt... get over it.
Inside each of the Fez-o-rama fezzes
are quilted linings - not cardboard - meaning you can crush/fold/pack
your fez knowing that it will pop back into shape with minimal
fuss. (just take care of that tassel !)
And, speaking of tassels - each Fez-o-rama
fez comes with a positive-pressure tassel cord lock so you
can adjust the tassel length to suit your needs. (just be careful
when head-twirling)
Proper care and feeding of your
fez and its tassel will bring you years of enjoyment and wonder...
so order now, and have fun.
Past 'hotter than' quotes:
- deleted White House emails!
- oil company profits!
- YFZ dress patterns!
- sacks of imported rice!
- chunks of e-gold!
- underage Olympic gymnasts!
- a Canadian dictatorship!
- a major stake in AIG Stock!
- a California wildfire!
- corrupted voting booth software!
- a Somali crude oil tanker for
sale!
- secret Bank Executive bailout
fund diversions!
- European
natural gas lines!
- North Korean missle tests!
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