Why buy a Fez-o-rama fez?

Why not! I mean, what are you waiting for - these fezzes are hotter than a gross of N95 Masks!

Each Fez-o-rama fez goes through 26 quality checks before it gets shipped - 26 - ye gads! How many quality checks does your morning nonfat-venti-latte-with-two-splenda go through? huh?

We use velvet for our fezzes - NOT FELT - which makes our fezzes better. Period. Deal with it, and no - we won't use felt... get over it.

Inside each of the Fez-o-rama fezzes are quilted linings - not cardboard - meaning you can crush/fold/pack your fez knowing that it will pop back into shape with minimal fuss. (just take care of that tassel !)

And, speaking of tassels - each Fez-o-rama fez comes with a positive-pressure tassel cord lock so you can adjust the tassel length to suit your needs. (just be careful when head-twirling)

Proper care and feeding of your fez and its tassel will bring you years of enjoyment and wonder... so order now, and have fun.

Past 'hotter than' quotes:

- deleted White House emails!
- oil company profits!
- YFZ dress patterns!
- sacks of imported rice!
- chunks of e-gold!
- underage Olympic gymnasts!
- a Canadian dictatorship!
- a major stake in AIG Stock!
- a California wildfire!
- corrupted voting booth software!
- a Somali crude oil tanker for sale!
- secret Bank Executive bailout fund diversions!
- European natural gas lines!
- North Korean missle tests!