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Monkey Brains Fez

The Monkey Brains Fez
Low Profile Fez - 5 colors on a Black Mark VI fez

Got some serious thinking to do? Then have we got a fez for you!

They say two brains are better than one, so just think what you can accomplish with our new Monkey Brains Fez. No problem can stand up against the brute-force attack of simian concentration!

This Mark VI low profile black fez is the newest in our long standing series of primate themed fezzes and is the perfect fez for you to wear when you need some extra brain power to get you through your day. Whether you are taking your final exams, working on your Unified String theory or writing your latest blog post; this cap will add a bit of style while boosting your cognitive prowess with sympathetic monkey smarts.* Hey, it can be any worse than those magnet things. This will at least keep your pate covered and look cool at the same time.

Fez-o-rama Mark VI Fez

 

This Mark VI fez features an Black Chrome tassel grommet and is pictured with a Gray tassel. We recommended the optional Black Chrome vents

*The cognitive powers of embroidered monkey brains have not been thoroughly tested. Some settling may occur in transit. Your results may vary. If you experience heightened intelligence lasting more than four hours after doffing this fez consult a television… or read the comments posted to any average news story. That usually lowers my intelligence a few dozen points.


Product Image Qty.- Item Name Price
Monkey Brains Fez - S (22") 2

Monkey Brains Fez - S (22")

The Monkey Brains Fez Low Profile Fez - 5 colors on Black The mighty problem-solving powers of the lower primates await to boost your mental capacity...
$55.00

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